Humiliation is one of the best ways to be notice by people and best way to express your foolishness. Here are some tips for you to become a certified shameful to the community.
1. First thing to do is wear resistant boots shoes when entering the school and bring a sprayer dryer bag for them to notice you and think that you are fool in all you do to yourself and try to wave your hands to the person you doesn’t even know and say HI.
2. Eat Chooey Choco and paste it to your teeth and smile with confidence to your friends and try to have a picture with them. This is for you to catch up the attention of everyone in the school and be famous in the campus cause of your stupidity.
3. Every wash day wear your best gown going to school as if it’s a prom night while wearing your fake 24 karat earrings, necklace and bracelet. Go to the center stage of the gymnasium call the attention of the boys and let them dance with you and get their numbers and assume that you are the queen of the school, there you got a perfect foolishness.
4. Talk to your hands while walking on a corridor and ask yourself 1+1 is equal to Magellan and 2+2…equals to (point someone) let them answer for you and explain why their answer is like that and put them on fight and run after.
5. Go to a crowded place and seized their attention, after getting their attention try to undress in front of them and simultaneously pour water on your body and dance like a macho dancer and say I am a cupid messenger you can touch any part of my body and feel the presence of hotness of love for free, they can also like, share and tag me by clicking any part of my body.
6. Then, you can go to a five star hotel and restaurant but you bring your own food…and while eating call a waiter and ask for a glass of water and a lot of tissue, you save a lot and find a cool place to eat and rest, and after eating, you ask for an extra tissue go to the center and say “Thank you for accommodating me, I’ll be back soon.”
7. You go to unfamiliar place, uncivilized one, most of the people are ignorant, you feel something inside you, and you cannot control it, call of nature, no one can give you specific place to release, and because the place is unfamiliar, you just drop it there, exactly where you standing, where everyone is looking…and say “What are you looking at! Just smell it! Wanna try some!”
8. Back to school, got to school with proper uniform but wear different color of socks and shoes not just your classmates will look at you but also your teachers and then they will laugh to death at you.
9. In the library, while everybody is very busy doing their school works, in the middle of silence break it by farting, everybody will be distracted and run for their lives as if it is a bomb!
10. Excited for the summer outing with friends, wearing striking color outfit that even Marsians can see, because of your excitement, you run out to the van and run directly to the pool, stand to the jumping board and jump with a pose….but unfortunately there is no water in there……..everybody is looking at you, give you a round of applause and yelling “ONE MORE!!!”
These are some ways to put you in shame. But there’s a lot more. Try to do all of these and I bet you would love and enjoy doing it over and over again. Just bring it on. Feel free to feel the ground, feel free to move around…and when you turn around…..”Its Farting Time!!!”
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